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What if You Say "Fuck You" to the Heads of State :
USA
You say "fuck you" to the President of USA. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.
England
You say "fuck you" to the Prime Minister of England. The Prime Minister says "fuck you" to you too.
France
You say "fuck you" to the President of France. Millions of people support you and say "fuck you" to the President. Meanwhile the President of France writes poems because of his sadness.
Japan
You say "fuck you" to the Emperor of Japan. The Emperor bows and says "I velly solly; I not intelested on your body."
Germany
You say "fuck you" to the President of Germany. The police come and say "Please don't fuck the President".
Sweden
You say "fuck you" to the Prime Minister of Sweden. People vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime Minister or not. If the answer is yes, you fuck the Prime Minister. If the answer is no, the Prime Minister shakes your hand.
Romania
You say "fuck you" to the President of Romania. The President starts dancing with you with gypsy music.
Turkey
You say "fuck you" to the President of Turkey. The President takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.
Greece
You say "fuck you" to the President of Greece. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Turkey welcomes him as a political refugee.
China
You say "fuck you" to the President of China. The president literally fucks you.
Italy
You say "fuck you" to the President of Italy. You get price quotes from the Mafia for realizing your passion.
Russia
You say "fuck you" to the President of Russia. The president kisses your mouth.
Saudi Arabia
You say "fuck you" to the President ... But there is no President, you become foolish. But if you say "fuck you" to the King, the King cuts your tongue.
و این قسمت رو ایرونیا اضافه کردن :
IRAN
You say "Fuck you" to the president . You are too late my friend , you've already been "Fucked" by the president long time ago and you didn't know
و من این متن رو از مترجم اون گرفتم و از وبلاگ حضرات ندزدیدم ...
و به قول بعضیا : بهشت زیر پای مادران است ... مواظب باشید موقعی میرید بهشت زیر پای مادران له نشید ... 
لینک جستجوی فارسی این متن در اینترنت :
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